Overzealous new mother to oblivious young infant: This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home,this little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none. Infant: Wahhhhh!!!! Mother: No, no, no! It's ok! That little piggy didn't want roast beef! He was offered it but he turned it down. Maybe that little piggy is vegan! Yeah! Maybe he's vegan! Don't cry!