I am officially a volunteer (one of MANY) for the Triennial Airport Emergency Drill on XX date!!! I’ll be a casualty! With victim makeup! And probably lying on the ground! And possibly transported to a local hospital where they continue the farce! Craziness! My heart rate will probably be like, 400 BPM because I’ll be freaking out (this is gonna be a challenge for me, anxiety-wise but I think I can handle it) and they will be like “Yo Bob, this chick is on cocaine or something because her heart rate is insane” and I’ll be like “NO ITS BECAUSE THIS IS FRIKKEN SCARY OMG AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND OH YEAH I HAVE A GIANT HOLE IN MY STOMACH DUE TO THE CRASH” …..speaking of OMG, I saw the license plate “LIKEOMG” this morning. LOL.
Ok I’m going to go now. Bye!!
PS: If any of you find any first-hand descriptions of being like a volunteer for something like this please let me know, I couldn’t find any.
PS2: Maybe the field of emergency makeup will be changed after my OTS intervention. Kidding, kidding. Totally kidding.
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