I could kill that lady…
Sober Moment #23 of Day:
Sitting at table across from ten year old kid with ADHD and poor understanding of reality. (I bet that older kid that murdered the little girl through wrestling moves a few years back, also had a similar grasp of reality). Speech aide and stranger (future potential receptionist) appear briefly at door for mini tour.
Kid: ::nonchalantly::”I could kill that lady.”
Me: “That isn’t funny, Kid. We don’t talk like that.
Kid: I could! If I had a gun!