Jello Cereal: My OT skills are lacking
Scene: Me at friend’s house. Paul folding laundry, me watching.
Me: I’d help you fold your laundry, but you know I suck at it.
Me pondering: You know, I’m probably going to be a crappy OT because I’m so dazzingly incompetent at doing all the functional things like laundry and dishes.
Paul: Yeah. You’ll be like, you lost your arms in an accident but don’t worry, we’ll figure out a way for you to put jello on your cereal.
(Note: One time I ran out of milk for my brown rice krispies and I decided they just needed something to help wash them down so I threw some red jello on top. It was good, so shut up).
PS2: My other job tonight while at their house was to sit in the vestibule of their laundry room while Paul started laundry, and I just had to push the chickens living in there from trying to get into the rest of the house. These are the days of my lives.