OMG, I am INSANE

So I am updating my resume while applying to a job. I went back to find the resume/cover letter we wrote for a professor, and I had written this awesome paragraph at the bottom of my fake cover letter (applying for a fake job as a student writer to OT Practice magazine) AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  I don't even remember doing this. I crack me up.

” Please let me know if you have any questions regarding my resume. A few of the chronological gaps may be explained by brief prison stays, although I’m sure you’ll understand once I explain. That’s another way I may be able to help student readers, since I now have a firm grasp of the difference between a felony and misdemeanor and can provide valuable tips for students with a criminal background, trying to take the NBCOT exam. I will look forward to hearing from you soon. Thank you very much for your time.”

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA

Okay back to work 🙁