that Ikea.com has a really annoying website

that my cat apparently stays drugged for days after taking an anti-histamine

that you should not smile shortly after eating oreos for breakfast

that even though some could argue I'm lazy (I prefer “low energy”), I will always get up at 4am to turn off electrical outlets to my computer, when in the midst of a lightning storm so frenzied that it's like being in a rave. 

that I am tired!!!