Raise your hand if you drove home with a vibrating, giggling cow in your front passenger seat floor and a chanting alphabet song in your backseat!

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Raise your hand if you turned off the clinic alarm incorrectly  this morning and the cops showed up!

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Raise your hand if you had a woman cry to you about her paranoid schizophrenic bipolar ex-husband that tried to kill her and her son!!

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Raise your hand if your ENTIRE day was SO PSYCHO/INSANE/BAD/BUSY?STRESSFUL THAT YOU WANTED TO DROP OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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