Tired. Oh so tired. Conference was fun though. More later.

I am not dead. Just really, really tired!!! I finally got my house cleaned up and unpacked and I have a big ol' stack of blog material from conference, but can't focus right now. I need candy. Lots of candy. Lots and lots of candy. Anyone who provides me with gummi bears, peanut M &Ms, and similar things, will be duly rewarded by karma.

 I'm thinking tomorrow will be blog catch-up day. Many posts, rest your eyes in preparation.

By the way, I never did get to talk to P.Mo at conference 🙁 She managed to mysteriously disappear every time I blinked. Penelope, oh Penelope. How am I supposed to attract new readers without your autograph as a lure? Note to self: Try being witty and informative instead of depending on others.

Regarding phone calls and e-mails and every other form of communication – I'm way way behind. Don't hate me. Catching up slowly.

I leave you with my favorite self-created joke:

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew after getting engaged?

We CANTELOUPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!